It's all blowing up space beacons and stealing the metal, and then hanging around in processing plants on Asteroids and underground.
Not what I call Piracy.
I mean I expected a robot parrot at least. A ship with a Black Flag, a Captain with an eye-patch and space-candles (the safe cold light kind, I'm not mad!) flaring in his beard. And I was expecting buxomb pirate women. Its nothing like the online cosplay at all. When I finish this holiday, I'm going to sue that travel agent.
(After, THE SPACE PIRATES)
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