Tuesday, March 08, 2022

The Death of Romance

It's not what I thought I was signing up for, that's for sure. 

It's all blowing up space beacons and stealing the metal, and then hanging around in processing plants on Asteroids and underground. 

Not what I call Piracy. 

I mean I expected a robot parrot at least. A ship with a Black Flag, a Captain with an eye-patch and space-candles (the safe cold light kind, I'm not mad!) flaring in his beard. And I was expecting buxomb pirate women. Its nothing like the online cosplay at all. When I finish this holiday, I'm going to sue that travel agent. 

 (After, THE SPACE PIRATES)

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