Showing posts with label Almanack 2015. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Almanack 2015. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 06, 2015

Election predictions from the Almanack 2015 vs YouGov vs "Reality"


Well, it wasn't funny, but the Almanack was closer to the actuals for CON and LABOUR than the YouGov Poll of Polls.  What it didn't predict was the SNP swing in Scotland.  Ah.

08:59
YouGovExitAlmanack 2015"Reality"
Con277316282314
Lab267232264228
LD2710458
SNP5255856
623613599606


Friday, January 09, 2015

Looking Forward: 2015 Almanack: Notable Events: June - December.



  • June 15 –  North Korea claims to have successfully cloned their Glorious Leader, the clone being declared Leader-In-Waiting.  The media at large is doubtful, and a series of cyber attacks are launched against the New York Times, The National Enquirer, and the British magazines New Scientist and Private Eye.
  • June 26 - ISIS troops ousted from Ar-Raqquah, by Syrian Governmental forces. 

  • July–December

  • July 6 - US researchers claim to have demonstrated 'room temperature super-conductivity'. 
  • July 26 –  Reports that the cometry lander - Philae has activated and is relaying a modulated signal (the so called 'song of the asteroid') in a manner indicative of sonic design.
  • August 11 - Philae hoax, uncovered, as hacker Zara Mitchel admits to broadcasting signal from iphone flown into low-earth orbit by helium balloon. Pattern in signal is her rendition of 'Let it Go!'.
  • August 12 –  Disney law suit against Zara Mitchel.
  • September 9 - SGF troops ousted from Ar-Raqquah, by ISIS forces.
  • Septernber 17 -  North Korea becomes first modern "regency-archy" following mysterious 'retirement' of Glorious Leader Emeritus Kim Jong-Un. 
  • September 18 - ISIS troops ousted from Ar-Raqquah, by Syrian Governmental forces. 
  • October 20 –  Super-conductivity demonstrations lead to crashes in traditional engineering stock. Purchase of General Motors from US Government majority stock holders by Apple.
  • October 23 - The town, and city of, Thermopolis and Buffalo, Wyoming suffer Brown Outs, and electrical storms. 
  • November 1 - US military conduct "exercise" centred around Devil's Tower National Landmark.
  • December 5 – Russian satirical Magazine Война льду (Icy War!) publishes 'alleged' satellite pictures of Yankees vs The Bear God of the Cheyenne under the heading:   Американцы против другого медведя (America fights yet another Bear!).
  • December 27 - Powder River Valley earthquake, US.  
  • December 29 –  UK - New Year's day fireworks detonated in error along South Bank, faulty private supplied computerised timers blamed.  Damage to London Eye.  
  • Tuesday, December 16, 2014

    Looking Forward: 2015 Almanack: Notable Events: May - June: "Post Election Jitters & Underground Rumblings"


    9 May- 10 June

    Election contested with judicial reviews sought following allegations of vote rigging.  The unprescedented rise in the proportion of votes cast (up to 75% (av 69.8%) from av 65.1% in 2010), with the majority of 'new' single vote voters, supporting UKIP leads to suspicions of 'box stuffing' in certain constituencies.  Nigel Farrage (leader UKIP) claims this is 'sour grapes' from the 'westminster establishment' given that UKIP is only the 4th party, and does not hold a balance of power following the Labour / Lib Dem co-allition.

    He calls for a vote of confidence in the new Government as the Lib-Dem's have *not* supported the Conservatives despite the Conservatives retaining the largest number of seats of any single party.
    Nick Clegg's response is to say that the Lib Dem's have noted their loss of votes (and seats from 56 to 45 in the election, and the overall swing to Labour) and have accepted the wishes of the British People.
    He maintains that the Lib-Dem's prevented many Conservative misteps in the 2010-2015 parliament and pledges to do the same for their new colleagues.

    The pre-election defection of 3 further MPs from Con to UKIP (with the 2014 Rochester and Strood, and Clacton "Two") accounting for 5 of their 24 seats, and with their further 19 seats, resting on narrow victories involving higher than usual voter turn out.  UKIP begins the new parliament as a tentative 4th party, clinging to the edge of a 3 party state.

    June 7  "Eccentric" Labour MP Bothey Sitwell (Amber Valley, 17,382, maj 2,475) - a replacement candidate at the 2015 election following the sitting MP's retirement from illness in March-15 - declares himself the only member of the "Labour-UKIP alliance' which could be considered as taking UKIP to 26 MPs.  He refuses to resign and claims as justification: the Labour-Lib Dem co-allition saying that at least UKIP are honest and not turncoats who would support any policy for power. He further sites that the UKIP vote in Amber Valley (6,998) was higher than the Lib-Dem vote (5,574). Calls from local Labour party for him to be 'recalled' by his consituents under new legislation, fail due to legislation having been drafted in such restricted terms that there is no scope to act.

    June 7 - In the US, a partial eruption / "venting" of the so-called Yellowstone Supervolcano - measured at roughly half the explosive force of Mount St. Helens - devastated the national park, and killed 27 holiday makers and Park officials. Earthquakes measuring at 4.9 on the Richter scale, falling to 2 and 1 as aftershocks, followed. President Obama declared a national emergency for a 'National Treasure' and pledged to rebuild and re-landscape. Climatic effects in Europe were predicted.  US Scientists, who made the presentational error of presenting the event as 'relatively minor, and perhaps one for which in the longer term we should be grateful', are pillaried in the US media.  US religious right, claims to see signs of God's Judgement - following the striking down of Wyoming's ban on Gay Marriage (21/10/2014). Preacher Rev. Freddy Costinger, calls for US District Court Judge Scott Skavdahl, to "repent of his sins and wash the blood of the twenty seven, from his hands".

    June 8 - Gojira 'Panic' - spread on facebook, twitter and local radio, a dramatic-hoax / presentation resembling H.G.Wells war of the worlds purports to detail a massive creature emerging from the Yellowstone caldera.  Calls for 'offense' of Dramatic Terrorism to be added to statute.  During panic
    three deaths from injuries in crowds, and one (non-fatal) shooting of unarmed black citizen by police.

    June 9 'Methane' blister on Mars, 'swallows' Curiosity Rover. Opinion's differ as to final transmission - blurred rock face, or hidden city.  The latter is picked up by conspiracy theorists.

    Friday, December 12, 2014

    Looking Forward: 2015 Almanack: Notable Events.

    January–May

    • January 1 - BBC still involved in crisis following events of Mrs Brown's Boys' Christmas Special Afterparty (BBC 3 New Year's Eve). Co-Allition (Conservative) MP demands review of BBC Charter.  Christopher Biggens refuses to comment.
    • January 1 - US Reconaissence flight over Syria, shot down by 'Rogue Drone'. 
    • Most watched Christmas / New year British TV programme is "Doctor Who: The Last Christmas" with 9m on Overnights. It is knocked off the 12 day rewatch topspot by the Mrs Brown's Boy's Christmas Special Afterparty, until this is pulled by BBC lawyers following the law suits. 
    • Early February – Box Office Reciepts for The Hobbit: Battle of The Five Armies pass £9.7m placing it just under The Lion King. Additional revenue will take it to £1.2b by Dec 2015. 
    • March 10 - The ghost of John Ogilvie - a Catholic Priest hanged in 1615, is reported to be haunting the Scottish Parliament. Embarassingly, an exorcist is called in, despite Ogilvie having been hanged in Glasgow, and having been 5 inches taller than the reported apparition. Visiting US college kids discover truth (March 14).  
    • April 21 - delays to cross-rail announced. Junior minister of Transport resigns. Rumours of scandel involving parliamentary researcher(s) investing in Building Companies are raised, but are never substantiated. 
    • May 7 - UK General Election
    • May 8 - Results.
    • 69.8% Turnout, up from 65.1% 2010
    • Conservative Seats 282
    • Labour 264
    • Liberal Democrats 45
    • UKIP 24
    • Greens 5
    • Parliament formed Labour / Liberal Decocrat Co-Allition (with Green support on an issue by issue basis).
    Detailed results in next Almanack Page.

    Thursday, December 11, 2014

    Looking Forward - 2015 Almanack - Notable Deaths July - December.


    July–December

    • July 2 -   Porfino Topul, Mexican writer, author : "Down and Out In Sodom and Gehmorrah" (1996) "Pickled Squirrel Pie" (1997) screenplay "Razors for Gauchoes" (1998, filmed 2017, 2043). Post-humous Nobel for Literature -  "Borges' Books For The Five Blind Prophets" [manuscript recovered  2018] (2022). Controversy later suggested books may have been written by his partner Josie. "Porfino or Josie : Mexico's Cultural Divide" (2044).
    • July 16 - Ellen Witgenstahl - American, co-founder of Seven-Day Absenteeism - philosophy based on rejection of the work ethic. (b. 1987). Latter split (2017) gave rise to the Lazy Day Saints. 
    • August 20 - Bombing of Ukraine Government Building (empty) 
      • Cythia Finlay, passerby - selfie shows bomber. (b. 1983)
      • The Unknown Bomber - neither his identity, nor the nature of his grievance would ever be certain. However thanks to Cythia we know him to have been male (visually) and also caucasian (visually). (b. ?)
    • August 26 – Bobby Farrielly Jr - American producer of 'gross out comedies' (b. 1958) First degree burns from pie.  Circumstances unclear.
    • August 31 - Salome Lou-Mele - Country and Western Singer. "A Cowgirl's Lament For A Dead Pony" (1997) "Ever since I couldn't get my mind off of you" (1998) "Singing to the High Lonely Stars" - with Linda Rhonstadt (1999). Later, third wife of Mercia Thrush (2005), and UN Good Will Emissary (2007). (b 1979)
    • September 1 - Phillipus Stramm -  Second Cello, Orchestra of Bolivia, killed in duel  (b.1974)
    • September 9 - Cassimir Stramm - 1st Cello, Orchestra of Bolivia, suicide (b.1974)
    • September 11 - Claimed number of un-named deaths during 9/11 re-enactment in Ohio. Scopes suggests this is hoax (Oct 19).  Youtube video circulates (Oct 22).
    • September 13 - The seven members of the Penfold family, cf The Woolford Street Murders. 
    • September 26 - Mikhail Gorbachev, Former Soviet Premier, and archetect of Glastnost (b.1931)
    • September 27 - George Osborne, Missing following 'Bitchgate' revelations, believed dead.
    • October 12 - Dame Shirely Porter, former UK politician, killed in car accident in Israel (b 1930)
    • October 23 – Paul Sorley, British poet, Notable poem(s) "Cluster Munitions Have Been Used By Over Twenty States" (2014),  "Two Wrongs" (2015)  (killed in action Syria) (b. 1995)
    • October 26 - August "Dethstryke" Bunger, German Heavy Metal singer and writer, with group, Tod-essen Scheiße-Lecker lead guitar for Pissing Death (2010), Fortress of Odure (2012) and the commercially less successful Wild Flowers (2014) (b. 1983).
    • October 30 –   John "Tony" Abbott - 28th Prime Minister of Australia (b. 1960)
    • November 15 - Susan Nim - Australian Doctor (b. 1976), biography by her son Arthur Nim (2025) alledges she was part of a Conspiracy to kill "Tony" Abbott that was rendered moot by his ausphixiation. Opinion remains divided as to whether this was a true revelation or a marketting gimmick. Disambuation 'Do not confuse with The Conspiracy qv).
    • November 21 - Penn Fraiser Jillette - American magician (b. 1955). In locked room - alledged victim of Houdini's Curse.
    • November 28 - Parviz Davoodi, Vice President, Iran (b.1952)
    • December 23 - Boris Johnson - Mayor of London - choked on fishbone Mansion House dinner. Private Eye cover headline "Early Christmas Present for Ken Livingston" (Jan 2016). A noted politician of his day, Boris is better known for being the beloved buffornish character of the "Johnson's London" Anime (2022-25) OVA (2026).

    Wednesday, December 10, 2014

    Looking Forward: 2015 Almanack Notable Deaths Jan-June.


    January–June

    • January 8 - 98 year old Welsh tramp "Dwyfor Dave", discovered post-mortem to be in fact David Lloyd George (see "David Lloyd George : The DNA evidence" (2016) - now known to have faked death in 1945 for reasons connected to The Conspiracy (cf The Conspiracy) (b.1863)
    • January 27 - Thomas Bowes-Llyons III - Hereditary Beast of Glamis (b.1875) 27th in Line to British Crown.
    • February 24 - Dr Simon Sylver, American inventor (b. 1941) Post-it Adhesive That Works On Colours Other Than Yellow  (1971), The Graphene Anti-Ballistic Shield (2015 - perfected 2016). 
    • February 26 - Princess Dalmatia of Saxe-Coburg-Saalfield, Royal Corgi. (b. 2010)
    • March 4 - Dame Judi Trench - English Archeologist and TV presenter (b.1934 )
    • March 5 - Professor Herr Doctor Damien Alucard - Mitteleuropean Physicist and specialist in Deep Field Astronomy, murder victim (unsolved) (b.1974 )
    • April 21 – Joseph Watson, American patriot and Suicide Bomber (cf "Rage Against The Machine And Its Militant Fringe Groupies" (2020)  (b. 2001)
    • May 25 - Marcus Q. Borsch - German Conductor (Berlin Tramway) (b. 1963) Disambiguition - do not confuse with Marcus R. Borsch (no-relation) German Conductor (Music)
    • June 1 - Bree Williams, Traffic Warden (Westminster), ticketted George Osborne in "Bitchgate" controversy (24/05/15).  Committed suicide following intrusive press calls. (b. 1995)
    • June 16 - Duke Basil of Brunswick-Wolfenbuttel, Royal Corgi (b 2011)
    • June 18  - Colin Fotheringay, Royal Equerry - Serial Corgi Killer and Member of Satanist Cult (cf The Conspiracy) shot while trying to escape by Royal Protection Officer (Dog Handler) Jane Hope. (b 1990)
    • June 22 - Stonehenge Riot.
      • Albion Smith, British druid (b. 1958)
      • Claude-Etienne Duhesme, Gaulist Protestor (b. 1972)
      • Guillaume Hibes, Gaulist Sit-in Organiser / Protestor (b 1966)

     

    Tuesday, December 09, 2014

    Looking Forward : 2015 Almanack Notable Births May - December

     

    2015 Notable Births May-December (bracketted date, that of notability)
    • May 27 – Sir Perigrin Hawker, first English Man on the Moon (2051)
    • June 18 -  Albrecht Frieherr von und zu der Tann-Rathsamhausen, German Chancellor  (2044) 
    • August 5 - Sabdra Ellen Bose, Explorer, Discoverer of so-called 'Pre-Cambian Human' fossil (2048)on the edge of the Langdorf Instability (contested, cf "PreCambrian Man Hoax, Time Traveller, Miracle, or Discovery" by Tob Stanton  (2049))
    • August 16 - John  of Brussels, Saint-Explorer, Vatican Mission into the Langdorf Instability (2049, assumed d. 2049)
    • October 16 - Matterson Lubbock Jr  – Governer of Greater Texas (2055)
    • October 23 - Jacomo Vanderluce Petroi, Baron of New Cotejipe (self-asserted), Brazilian lunar mining magnate, and later politician (2052)
    • October 31 - Samantha Messinger –  German mathematician: author "Langdorf gravitic waviforms as a sub-tensor of Rhiemann space" (2043)
    • November 2 - Alfy Janson - filmaker, director, winner of Oscar for best screen play, 89th Academy Awards (2038) "Playing The Viola In Heaven".
    • November 12 - Elizabeth Egin - American women's rights activist. Shot by police, during attempt to re-establish abortion-on-demand.  Matryr First Church of She. (2054)
    • December 10 -  Gryphon ApRees - Welsh poet and politician, winner of Bardic prize for poem: "Byron i mewn i'r Hellespont" (2043), First Minister Welsh Parliament (2045))
    • December 21 – Thomas Meade - French baker and culinary scientist, constructed first programmeable yeast  (2042) (cf Janson's film "The Baker of Paris" (2044))
    • December 31 -  Patrick Barber, Duke of Sheffield by Right of Arms, (post-disillusion) (2041)
    Next Notable Deaths 2015.

    Looking Forward : 2015 Almanack, Notable Births March - April

    Year 2015

    Notable Births  (bracketted date, point of notability)

    • March 3       Chucky Devine - US President (2037-2041)
    • March 5       Ashad Bhallah  - NewK Prime Minister (post-disillusion) (2037)
    • March 11     Paula Previn - Winner Nobel for Chemistry "Thinking-Carbon" (2042)
    • March 13     Carolina Van Meers -  TV sexpert 'Can't Fuck, Won't Fuck'  (2038)
    • March 20     Salomar Bhrani - Winner Neustrad Interntional Medal - for the poem
     ਗਲਾਸ ਫਲਾਵਰ ਨੂੰ ਸੂਰਜ ਵਿੱਚ ਪਿਘਲ ਜਦ  - "When The Glass Melts In The Sun's Flowering" (2033) commemorating the Two Day War (2028).
    • March 29     Jacob Spinst - (stage name Butch VaVoom) - Voxstar (2034)
    • April 2         Vivian Francis - actress, 16th Doctor Who (2047)
    • April 9         General Michael Flanderson - Leader Loyalist retreat From Sheffield (2036) 
    • April 9         Patric Flanderson - Leader York-Seperatist Militia (2036)
    • April 12       Mils Ahlstrom - Swedish Minister - instigator 'Permanent Emergency' (2054)
    • April 18       David Normstead - Royal Equery, author "I knew Charles' Killer" (2032)
    • April 19  1   Karl Johannson - Swedish, leader of "Big C" cult. (2050-2055)
    • April 24       Reverend John Nye - Revivalist, Second Reformation (2038)
    Coming Soon Events, Deaths, etc....

    Monday, December 08, 2014

    Looking Forward : The SBJ almanack predictions for 2015 #1 Notable Births January - February.

    Year 2015

    Notable Births

    • January 9       Professor Bertholt Langdorf - discoverer of Langdorf's Instability (2027)
    • January 10     Paula Juno Malvert - Philosopher and Dadaist Sculptress (2045)
    • January 10     Melnor Kais - Swedish General Inquisator (2055)
    • January 12     Jean-Oliver Tadaoki - Bishop of Riems, and later Matryr  (2045 d 2055)
    • January 23     George Bush IIIrd - US President Sinister (illegitimate) (2032-2036, 2040-2044)
    • January 24     Christoph Hamilton (stage name Missy Magnet) - Voxstar (2033)
    • January 25     Naobi Mchan - actress, 15th Doctor Who (2043)
    • January 29     Juno Suthers - transex, Adastronaut, 1st gen adaptee, Mars landing (2053) 
    • January 31     Poko Wayles  - Founder Waylesthinkers AI, First non-US(SA) Trillionaire (2025).
    • February 4     Plenkor Kroelic - Croatian Supremo (2042)
    • February 5     Glaspar Glaspathian - Serial Killer of Royalty cf Death of Charles IIIrd (2031)
    • February 11   Balthazar Quins - subjects of quinfold upload experiment (2026)
    • February 12   Jane Efferton - British Member of Parliament, pre-disillution  (2035)
    • February 22   Defender-of-Salvation Cholo, author Five Principles (2049)
    • February 26   Dayo Flispin - Archetect, designer of Cloud Isle (2048), Palais de Inquisition (2052)
    • February 27   "Fred" Connectome of Jellyfish (800) neurons loaded into aquatic body, tv host [post augmentation] (2029)
    Coming Soon Events, Deaths, etc....