Tuesday, March 08, 2022

Decoration of the Daleks.

NARRATOR: Neighbours on Voga, Vorus and Tryrum are Changing Rooms! 

VORUS: I just hope he doesn't deface my Guardian Chambers. He has the colour sense of an effete cavern-mollusc. 

TYRUM: We all know it's his partner Magrik who calls the shots design-wise...and elsewhere. Vorus is all very butch publically but he's fooling nobody with cryptic remarks about his mighty Skystriker. Whatever that is. 

NARRATOR: The design DALEK's been helping Vorus. 

DALEK: You will use a bold Omniscrate motief. All in gold! Dec-or-ate! Dec-or-ate! Dec-or-ate! 

NARRATOR: Isn't that Rassilon's trademark? 

DALEK: LIKE HE'S GOING TO START A WAR OVER IT! 


(After REVENGE OF THE CYBERMEN)

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