Saturday, March 05, 2022

AN OFFER YOU MUST HEED!

Are you tired after a day's mercury prospecting? 

Do you long to put your feet up while mulling over the political constitution of the colony? 

Are you too busy scheming to usurp your immediate boss to pay attention to basic domestic chores? 

Then you need a DALEK! 

DALEKS are the 21st Century's answer to the Bex Bissell, the Hoover, the Dyson, the Sink plunger, and the Egg whisk! 

In their handsome grey livery (may be available in colour shortly) they can prepare tea, answer questions on university level physics. debug radios, and fascinate small children. 

 DALEKS! YOUR EXTERNAL MATE! 

 (After, THE POWER OF THE DALEKS)

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