Hubble-Bubble Inc.

The vat contains the mixture for the brew

Scaled up since our three founders set their stall

We use three thousand newt's eyes, that we do.

And, advertising proudly states it's true,

The toes of thirty, and nine hundred dogs in all.

The vat contains the mixture for the brew

Bats really bear no wool but fine hairs grew

And colonies are shorn, both large and small

We use three thousand newt's eyes, that we do.

And thick and slab we make it, thick as glue

And sell it in the market and the mall

The vat contains the mixture for the brew

We make no claim that it will make Kings of you

You are not ruddy, bold nor strong and tall

We use three thousand newt's eyes, that we do.

So Macbeth's Beer will show what fates may flow

What triumphs will come, and what disasters fall

The vat contains the mixture for the brew

We use three thousand newt's eyes, that we do.