A brief history of the File 770 Film Club / Kickstarter projects

Film maker	Film	Comment	Author
Mike Leigh's	Spiderman	I’d watch that. Alison Steadman as Aunt May, Timothy Spall as Uncle Ben (who isn’t dead). The whole film is set in the suburban house in South London. Peter Parker doesn’t appear as such but the two characters talk to him or call up to his room or take phone calls from him. On the radio we here occasional news reports about Spiderman fighting Doctor Octopus at Canary Wharf - 'Camestros Felapon	Ed
Tommy Wiseau's	Black Widow		Ray Radlein
John Walter's	Wonder Woman	I could go for either Divine or Mink Stole as the star - Microtherion	Cubist
Michael Bay's	Sandman		Jack Lint
Zack Snyder's	Superman		Jamoche
Wernor Herzog's	Squirrel Girl		estelle28
Woody Allen's	Ms Marvel	co -starring Woody Allen as Love Interest - estelle28, "shudders" - Jamoche	estelle28
Miranda July's	Batman vs Superman	Which would consist of one very long dinner conversation that would consist mostly of keeping the cat off the dinner table - Will. ('I would pay money ton watch this' Kyra)	Will
Larry Clark's	The Runaways		Nigel
Lars Von Trier's	Captain Marvel	…I hate you. Like, a lot. Lord what a terrifying notion - MaxL	Kyra
Wes Anderson's	The Punisher	This, however, couldn’t be worse than the Punisher movies that actually exist, so…MaxL    'I desperately want to see this movie.' - Gully Foyle	Kyra
Francis Ford Coppela's	The Wonder Twins		Red Wombat
Peter Greenaway's	Hulk		Nigel
Andrei Tarkovsky's	She-Hulk		Nigel
Ingmar Bergman's	Deadpool		Nigel
Ridley Scott's	Deadpool		Jon Metzler
Guy Richie's	Maus		Nigel
Terrance Mallick's	Guardians Of The Galaxy		estelle28
Merchant Ivory's	Akira		Nigel
Alan Bennett's	Punisher War Journal	Starring Julie Walters as a middle aged civil servant who has runaway from her job for reason that aren’t revealed until the end of the film. She is sitting in a tea-shop in Harrogate and the only reading material she has is a copy of The Punisher. She reads parts of it aloud and comments on the events in the book and tells anecdotes about her life.	Camestros Felapton
Michael Apted's	X-Men First Class	Michael Apted’s X-Men: First Class. The award winning documentary maker follows the lives of a set of people from childhood to adulthood – interviewing them in the 1960s, 70s, 80s, 90s and 2000s. We see how these young people grow and change and how their early ambitions match their adult lives.	Camestros Felapton
Stanley Kubrick's	Hulk 2 - Hulk vs Deadpool		Ed
Uwe Boll's	The Spirit	The winner takes on Ray Dennis Steckler’s Batman.	Richard Brandt
Ulli Lommel's	The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen	The winner takes on Ray Dennis Steckler’s Batman.	Richard Brandt
Ray Dennis Steckler's	Batman		Richard Brandt
Gus Van Sant's	Josh's Trank's Fantastic Four	Shot-for-shot remake	Kyra
Woody Allen's	KickAss		Cpaca
David Cronenburg's	Fantastic Four	Think about it.	Cpaca
David Cronenburg's	Plastic Man	Think about it.	Cpaca
Kevin's Costner's	The Incredible Hulk	starring Costner as Dr Bruce Banner	Paul Weimer
Douglas Sirk's	Lobo		Bruce Anthers
Nora Ephron's	The Punisher		Cpaca
Mel Brooks'	Watchmen		Cpaca
M. Night Shyamalan's	Thunderbolts		snowcrash
Uwe Boll's	The Authority	Uh, this was already made, but it was called Man of Steel for some reason - MaxL	snowcrash
Tyler Perry's	Storm		snowcrash
Reginald Hudlin's	Black Panther	wait...	snowcrash
Spike Lee's	Sense and Sensibility	(first mutation of meme from 'Superhero films - SBJ)	All the Great and Powerful
Godfrey Reggio’s	X-Men	I would watch this - Greg	Bruce Baugh
David Fincher’s	Damage Control		Bruce Baugh
Ken Russell’s	Dazzler		Bruce Baugh
Busby Berkeley’s	Doom Patrol: The Musical	(First thought was John Hughes, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized I would watch the hell out of a Doom Patrol /Breakfast Club mash up.) Busby Berkeley’s Doom Patrol would be awesome - The line “The kid is green, Chief, green! From his greasy Beatle haircut to his pointed Italian shoes! You’ve been with this freak farm so long you don’t know a norm from a goof-o!” would be an entire production number - Kurt Busiek	LunarG
Jean-Luc Godard's	Iron Man	Iron Man is a metaphor for capitalism.  The movie is nothing more than footage of on-set arguments between Godard and Robert Downey Jr. about how there is nothing actually resembling a superhero scene in this script, interspersed with black-and-white title cards, shortly before Downey quit in protest.	Grey
Baz Luhrmann’s	The Dark Knight		Iphinome
Baz Luhrmann’s	Swamp Thing		Kurt Busiek
Michael Moore's	Mr A		Mark Hopper
Mel Brooks'	Judge Dredd	What was the original question? Movies I’d pay to have made? That sounds amazing - Kathodus	Iphinome
Errol Morris'	PREZ	I would watch this - Greg	Mark Hopper
Ken Burn's	MARVEL's Civil War	While I'm on documentaries	Mark Hopper
Savage Steve Holland's	Legion of Superheroes		Kurt Busiek
Lisa Frank's	Mad Max	Perhaps bending the meme too far, but I wanted to think of the craziest thing I could:	Fugue
Nora Ephron's	Sin City	appearing in a double bill with Alejandro Jodorowsky’s “Dune” … oh, wait a minute…	The Other Nigel
Mel Gibson's	Lucifer	Vertigo Comics	Cpaca
David Cronenbergs'	Squirrel Girl	A woman is, without her knowledge, injected with an experimental serum when visiting a hospital. At first it gives here stomach aches, then she starts to give birth to small naked squirrels. The squirrels crawl into the vents of her apartment to attack other tenants.	Hampus Eckerman
David Lynch's	Squirrel Girl	Exactly the same plot but there is a dark shadowy corner in the hospital that people vanish into.	Camestros Felapton
David Lynch’s	‘Michael Bay’s Astro City‘	Not actually a film of Astro City by Michael Bay but a nightmarish film in which such a film is contained in the same dark shadowy corner from David Lynch’s Squirrel Girl. 'I think this wins' - Greg	Camestros Felapton
Charlie Chaplin’s	Daredevil.	The Little tramp finds himself in Hell’s Kitchen New York. He keeps accidentally knocking over Wilson Fisk with a ladder.	Camerstros Felapton
Herchel Gordon Lewis'	Promethia		Ray Radlein
Russ Meyer's	A Distant Soil		Ray Radlein
Zalman King's	Punisher's War Zone		Ray Radlein
Martin Scorsese's	Bluefellas	Martin Scorsese’s Bluefellas. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a smurf.	Iphinome
Clint Eastwood's	Aquaman		Will R
Coen Brothers’s	Dick Tracy.	John Goodman is Dick Tracy.	Camestros Felapton
Blake Edwards’s	Attack on Titan	(live action version). The opening credits are animated though, with a Henry Mancini score.	Camestros Felapton
Albert Broccoli Presents	Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.	“The name’s Smiley, George Smiley” [cue theme music…]	Camestros Felapton
Lars Von Trier's	Wonder Woman		Wanderfound
Sylvester Stallone's	Y-The Last Man		snowcrash
Katheryn Bigelow's	Transmetropolitan		snowcrash
Tarsem Singh's	Saga	actually I’d watch the heck out of this – wouldn’t make a lick of sense, but it would be pretty…)	snowcrash
Stanley Kubrick's	Power Puff Girls	if only for the masked orgy scenes	Cpaca
Blake Edwards’s	Batman		Hampus Eckerman
Mel Brooks'	Swamp Thing		Hampus Eckerman
Spike Lee's	Sailor Moon		Camestros Felapton
Akira Kurosawa's	Howard The Duck		Hampus Eckerman
Akira Kurosawa's	Four Turtles	Wait, is this films we would or wouldn’t watch?	Oneiros
Alfred Hitchcock's	The Burbs		SBJ
Coen Brothers’s	Big Trouble In Little China	need to remind myself that the Coen Brother’s Big Trouble in Little China isn’t an actual thing. Just edit out Kurt Russell and edit in the Dude - Camestros                                                                          The Coen Brother’s “Big Trouble In Little China” (2016) Soundtrack album 1. Heart full of Hope (Young Chinese Dogs) 2 To Be Such A Man (Wei Li) 3 Street Brawl Polka (trad.) 4 I Love You Green Eyed Girl (Wei Li) 5. Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting (Carl Douglas) 6. Here Come The Storms (John Carpenter) 7. Devils Cup (Young Chinese Dogs) 8. Lo Pan’s Lament (The Dixie Chicks) 9 Men Of Iron (Surfjan Stevens) 10. The Coupe de Villes (John Carpenter) (SBJ)	SBJ
David Cronenbergs'	The Importance Of Being Earnest	The scene with the baby in the hand bag is harrowing but powerful drama)	SBJ
Quentin Tarantino's	An American In Paris		SBJ
Fritz Lang's	Superman The Movie		SBJ
Wim Wender's	Crisis On Infinite Earths	Wenders artfully captures the feeling of infinity.	Camestros Felapton
Jane Campion's	Cable and the New Mutants	Holly Hunter is Cable.	Camestros Felapton
Sam Peckinpah's	Astro-Boy		Camestros Felapton
Alfred Hitchcock's	The Lorax		Camestros Felapton
M. Night Shyamalan's	Scott McCloud's Understanding Comics		Camestros Felapton
Leni Riefenstahl's	Superman		Mrc
Walt Disney's	V for Vendetta	‘Effie’ as Princess, V as Prince, the deathcell song is my favourate since Frozen - SBJ	Cadbury Moose
Mel Brooks'	Alien		Cadbury Moose
Jim Henson's	Deadpool		Oneiros
Georges Méliès’s	The Invention of Hugo Cabret	a boy who lives in a railway station befriends a long forgotten Martin Scorsese and they then fly to the moon.	Camestros Felapton
George Pal's	2001 a space Odyssey		Lorcan Nagle
Robert Altman's	Avengers		Nigel
Alan Moore's	Suckerpunch	from film to comics	Camestros Felapton
Tim Burton's	Planetary	Tim Burton’s adaptation of Stephen Sondheim’s stage musical of Planetary. Obvs Johnny Depp plays Elijah Snow, Helena Bonham Carter plays Jakita Wagner and Angela Lansbury in an Oscar winning turn as The Drummer.	Nigel
Tim Burton's	Lovecraft	Bio-pic	SBJ
Gareth Edward's	The Muppets Take Manhatten		SBJ
Jean-Pierre Jeunet's	Judge Dredd	This one I'd really like to see	Lorcan Nagle
Ron Howard's	Speed Racer	James Garner as Racer X	Simon Bisson
Sergio Leone's	My Neighbour Totoro		Cadbury Moose
Sam Peckinpah's	Wizard Of Oz		Cadbury Moose
Pedro Almodovar’s	Wonder Woman		Ginger
Guillermo del Toro’s	Incredible Hulk		Ginger
Joseph L. Mankiewicz's	Teen Titans	With Bette Davis, Anne Baxter, George Sanders, Celeste Holm. An ingenue insinuates herself in to the company of an established group of Superheroes……..it’s “All About Terra” in this tale from the Teen Titans..	SBJ
Alexander Korda's	The Legion Of Superheroes		SBJ
David Cronenbergs'	Ant Man		Niall McAuley
Roman Polanski’s	X-Men Origins Wolverine		Niall McAuley
Ron Howard's	Batman /Superman		Niall McAuley
Ang Lee's	Dark Crystal	Live action, CGI-assisted in places.	Abi Sutherland
Christopher Guest's	Watchmen		Jane Dark
Hayao Miyazaki’s	Terminator	You know this would have a moment where bishoujo Sarah Connor takes to the skies, soaring above the burning Urban wreckage - lunarG	Jane Dark
Sergei Eisenstein’s	The Sound Of Music		Cadbury Moose
Andy Warhol's	The Walking Dead	Something he made or a description of him - SBJ	Camestros Felapton
Werner Hertzog's	Fitz the Cat		Camestros Felapton
George Lucas'	XKCD		Camestros Felapton
Doris Wishman's	Fantastic Four		LunarG
Ealing Comedy's	The Batman Rises		SBJ
Ealing Comedy's	Reservour Dogs	No I'm Mr Lavender'	SBJ
Aaron Sorkin’s	Young Frankestein		Stoic Cynic
Micahel Bay's	The Care Bear Movie		Stoic Cynic
Kenneth Banagh's	Powerpuff Girls	The Mojo Jojo soliloquies would be AWESOME!	Stoic Cynic
Jerrry Bruckheimer’s	La Jette	which I first saw at a Worldcon, btw	Rob Thornton
Ingmar Bergman's	A Hamilton	Combining the superhero movies and the high culture talk, there is the Swedish superhero movie that never was	Johan P
Nick Park's	Tron	I would totally pay to see that - Cassy B That needs a Kickstarter campaign - Ed Actually, it would be great if Aardman Animation could do something along the lines of the lego tie in movies.	Cadbury Moose
Garrison Keillor's	Watchmen	(It turns out that Guy Noir has been wearing a very weird mask this whole time, but nobody said anything..,) [Radio Play]	RedWombat
Ed Wood Jr's	The Martian		Wanderfound
Ed Wood Jr's	One Bright Star To Guide Them		Hampus Eckerman
Tommy Wiseau’s	One Bright Star To Guide Them		Oneiros
Bert I Gordon's	Godzilla		Hampus Eckerman
Michael Bay's	One Bright Star To Guide Them		Nigel
Eli Roth's	Betty and Veronica		Richard Brandt
Terrance Mallick's	Big Boys' Don't Cry		snowcrash
Tyler Perry's	One Bright Star To Guide Them		Matt Y
Quentin Tarantino's	On A Spiritual Plane		Bruce Baugh
Studio Ghiblis	The Parliament of Birds and Beasts		Hampus Eckerman
Louis Malle's	My Dinner With Totoro	this would be a thing of beauty - Amoxtli	Oneiros
Wim Wender's	Fury Road	with Rudiger Vogler as Max.	Amoxtli
Vittorio de Sica’s	The Hunger Games		Amoxtli
Stuart Gorden's	Totalled		Hampus Eckerman
Andy Warhol's	Starship Troopers		Stuart  Schwartz
Ken Russell’s	The Last Unicorn		Hampus Eckerman
Woody Allen's	The Female Man	Double feature	Seth Eckerman
Joss Whedon's	Tarnsmen of Gore	Double feature	Seth Eckerman
Michael Bay's	The Left Hand Of Darkness		Peace is My Middle Name
Wes Anderson's	Hellraiser	starring Bill Murray, Angelica Huston and Owen Wilson	Scott Frazer
Stuart Gorden's	Charlie and the Chocolate Factory	"The Nightmare Factory" - Thomas Ligotti scripts	SBJ
Merchant Ivory's	Demon	[Jason Shiga’s] Demon	Ray Radlein
The Wachowski's	American Splendor		Ray Radlein
Sam Peckinpah's	Castle Waiting	Oh, I've wanted an adaption of this for so long, sob! - SBJ	Ray Radlein
David Cronenberg's	American Elf	- is this the same as what we call 'Elf' in the UK - SBJ	Ray Radlein
The Farley Brother's	Our Cancer Year		Ray Radlein
Judd Aptow's	From Hell		Ray Radlein
Seth MacFarlane's	Maus		Ray Radlein
Chris Colombus's	Barefoot Gen		Camestros Felapton
John Landis'	Logicomix		Camestros Felapton
Dave Lean's	Transformers	John Mills *is* Optimum Prime	Camestros Felapton
Bryan Forbe's	League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen		Camestros Felapton
Buster Keaton's	Elektra		Camestros Felapton
David Attenborough's	Gandhi		Camestros Felapton
Richard Attenborough's	Life On Earth		Camestros Felapton
Merchant Ivory's	Miracleman		Bruce Arthurs
Sam Peckinpah's	The Muppets Take Manhatten		Cpaca
Terry Gilliam's	Lord Of The Ring's	“We were somewhere around Mordor on the edge of the swamp when the drugs began to take hold. ”	Cpaca
Michel Crichton's	Deadpool	Strring Marcel Marceu	Rev Bob
Ralph Bakshi's	Captain Carrot and The Amazing Zoo Crew		SBJ
Oliver Stone's	Howard The Duck		Nigel
Oliver Stone's	Who Framed Roger Rabbit	No really who was it -	SBJ
Nicholas Winding Refn's	The Tick		M.C. Simon Milligan
Pier Paolo Pasolini’s	Diabolik		M.C. Simon Milligan
Michel Bay's	The Desert Peach		Peace is My Middle Name & M.C. Simon Milligan seperately.
Footnote
Big Lebowski in Little China
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