Crap Songs In 5 Minutes

A word about these. I've been writing them for several years now and the aim is literally to write a song, good or er crap, in 5 minutes (or as short a single space of time as can be managed ). Usually these are responses to something someones said to me in e-mail. This one 'Blairmageddon' comes out of a discussion in which it was pointed out that some US rightwing evangelicals are a tad wary of old red eyes. I think I ought to just make it clear that its a funny song and not a serious theological proposition okay?