Monday, December 24, 2012


The problem with 'surprising bears'
Is that they take you unawares.

The issue with 'confusing cats'
Is solved if they have unique hats.

The language of 'perceptive pigs'
Is is full of references to wigs.

The treat of 'lonely lionesses'
Is trying different party dresses.

The vice of rather 'loopy lemurs'
Is playing drums with ancient femurs.

The way to reassure 'trembling Tarsiers'
Is if charm fails, tie tight with hawsers.

This advice should only be applied
To the animals we have inside.

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