The Sayings of Beach Nietzsche

The Lido Is A Condition Of Life.
The Individual Always has to Struggle to Keep from being Overwhelmed by the Tide.
Not when the sea is dirty, but when it is shallow, does the enlightened man dislike to paddle.
It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad oyster.
Fear is the Mother of Bathing Costumes.
Egotism is the very essense of a successful icecream sundae.
Arthropods raise their heads where crabs relax.
Be careful when you gaze into the rock pool. For the rock pool also gazes into you.
Whatever does not destroy your sandcastle makes it stronger.

Simon BJ