Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Awful Jokes Made Up By Me #2 and #3

Q Why did Gandalf have to magic up special chickens for his barberque?
A He needed 3 wings for the Elven Kings.

A man goes into a Doctors with concrete lumps stuck to his ankles, hands, back and shoulders. The Doctor says 'don't be so hard on yourself'.

Simon BJ

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