The poet: Tolly Chenty (the sweet singer of small towns) admitted today that his poems about minor cities, were really expressions of domicilic sexuality. "I've always been stirred by pert urbations," he confessed.
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Thorpe Park, started the trend with SAW: the horror maze, but it took the stomach churning genius of Papa Doc's Ball-Pit 'n Slaughter-Houses to revolutionize family entertainment/child care.
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Andrew Lloyd-Webber's TV series "Messiah Hunt 2012" ran into trouble when contestants began to perform competative miracles.
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Caravaggio's third painting of Medusa does have some unusual properties, but I don't see what good it will be to you, kept in an attic, Mr Jelly. "From Oscar Wilde's Mister Men".
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Time had finally broken in: no life remained in the echoing entropaic wastes. Spreading: the chrono-cancer would engulf zone after zone. All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic Heavy Elements may be used where there is no life: Uranium and Neptunium have been assigned!
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And now, in breaking Muppet news we go live with the first interview with Cnemaspis neangthyi, the newly discovered Cambodian cryptic gecko: "Hey, it is what it is man, you vibe what I'm clingin' to here!"
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Of, course it wasn't that we particularly felt like invading today, Sdfvor confided, it was just that the Earth was so near its pillage-by-date.
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Results of the first 1.1 Tev Hadron Collisions followed by a claim for damages from a sentient Gold atom, with a clear no-claims bonus and a hotshot lawyer.
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Timelike loop-e-oes: the breakfast cereal you will have been going to have come back again first for! Where the second bowl is not just as good as the first, it's the one before that...
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The Stalls selling food blessed by the Old Gods, did a roaring trade in the Upper Nile, until Amenhotep: founder of the solar religion, disdaining the Animal Headed Gods, brought in a ban on Bast Food Restaurants.
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Rare subatomic particles continue to be blasted into existance at CERN: including the ultra-theoretical: Bigg's Hoson, which mediates the vector forces involved in pulling on Star Wars' costumes.
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Considering raising your child to enjoy power and fame via a career in sleasy no-holds-barred politickin'? Then, why not invest in our range of biomorphic factotums, that will grow with your offspring and assist them? Yes: 'My Little Crony': remains the best in autoditoadaic engineering, accept no substitutes.
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'I can't understand how the votes were rigged Holmes, they were sealed inside a locked case.' 'I fear Watson, having eliminated the impossible we must conclude some mental force reached inside the box to tamper with the electoral system.' 'You mean, Homes?' 'Yes, Watson: a clear case of jedimandering.'
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Due to a spelling mistake of a single letter, the first chrisp built of inverse-rotary animo acid chains so as to be utterly unfattening, was a complete marketing disaster in the USA. The advertisers had thought everyone would welcome the antichrisp.
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Sleep, harvested cruelly from the corners of the eyes of children: now commands a street value of £10,000 an ounce (roughly a year's worth) to insomniacs. Cut with cheese by unscrupulous dealers it brings on nightmares.
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Following the introduction of swingeing death taxes: it was discovered that some people genuinely are "too mean to die".
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Time scanners showed the rise and fall of majestic alien empires. So we speeded up the footage and added yackety sax.
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Discovery of 'flint axe' molecular data storage gives access to paleointernet archive. First lolsabretooth dated to 25,000 bc.
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The photograph will never replace the courtroom sketch, as the Griffen, and the Alucard trials proved.
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I had one universe in for a 13 billion year service: shockingly maintained Higgs-Boson energies down to 45 tev. They get that low they're practically detectable.
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The war with the catlike Arturi, began with a misunderstanding over the need to 'defur arteries'.
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Dark matter: simply evidence of megacivilisations getting away from the hurly-burly of the inner galactic life?
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