Monday, June 16, 2008

And an older one....

Crap red neck country songs in 5 minutes...

I was blinded by her faults by the lustre of her hair
And that's the major reason why I'm sitting in this chair
They're going to fry my sorry ass
They think I killed her pa
And she's just busy cashin' cheques and buying a new car.

I lost my good sense to a red head
I'll soon lose my others as well
I lost my freedom to a red head
I sure hope there ain't red heads in hell

She tossed her scarlet tresses and she bought the newest dresses
Her toes and fingers they picked up the hue
Now they're ignoring my distresses and they'll have to stop the presses
When the Governer declares my appeal's through.

I lost my good sense to a red head
I'll soon lose my others as well
I lost my freedom to a red head
I sure hope there ain't red heads in hell

[prompted by Daniel o'Mahoney writing
"Perhaps I was just
blinded to her faults by the lustre of her red hair?"]

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